Candy Cranks

Dear Government. After Sydney gets some cycling infrastructure, how about we follow Amsterdam and install these vending machines? I mean how cool are you going to be rocking up to parliament on one of these babies!

They are cheap too! Just put in your spare pocket change and away you go. You can return to the same machine or one across the otherside of town. I’m sure you could arrange to get one installed outside your house. You do hold the power.

Also check out the top security! This is certaintly going to lower your robbery reports. This could be your lazy way out of actually doing anything about bike theft. With these  great results this would be a sure vote winner for you! and doesn’t that drive your decisions? Anyway “Chief” just thought I’d give you the heads up. Regards, Rosy