
I’ve always been fairly lucky. I mean I’ve never felt like the world was against me or anything. well not until…
I was standing there before the race had started.I saw a sea of Males anticipating the get go. Maps flapping and beer twirling. My big eyes circled the street. The bikes created a movement of butterflies within my stomach. The same kind you may get on a first date. I saw Green ones. Blue ones. Pink ones. They were beautiful.
I imagined matching the bikes with the people around. Wondering if I had guessed it right and hoping no-one had noticed me.
Avanti Avanti!!
“Shit!” I raced to find my back. I was the last one to have my gloves on. Why didn’t I put them on earlier! Suddenly the males were gone. With three other females and a whale of a cheer from by standers, we speed up the street in the opposite direction to the males.
I was in luck. It had been raining all week but not now. The moon and lights of the dark night were glistening against the moist roads. I watched in amazement at the drunken splatter of a Saturday night. I was appreciating the homely, snug feeling of being on my bike and enjoying the friendly meeting of two other female cyclists. I was loving this ride and nothing was going to stop me. I was going to win!
I’ve always been fairly lucky. I mean I’ve never felt like the world was against me or anything. Well not until.. I’d just left the first check point. “Arghh” I forget to get my card – it was a bloody Ace too! I was going to be spewing about this all night. What a joke!
Last ones back. I felt my cheeks go red as we pulled up in front of the masses of males who looked as if they’d just gone for a sunday stroll in the park. I tried to duck off into the corner to escape them. I felt a tap on my shoulder. Oh darn one had found me. “I think this is yours” he said. I looked up into his eyes as he shoved a card into my hand and left. I turned the card over….to find my Ace
I felt as though my legs were going to snap. I was so worn out. I stood around as they called out winners. My name was among them. A Royal Flush they yelled. I crawled through the crowd of applause to meet face to face with the event Magician. I couldn’t quite make out the words but figured I’d been standing here too long. Did I miss him tell me to leave? I slapped their hands quickly for a thank you and then worried that my legs wouldn’t last any longer, I turned to make my run for it. Pushed in all directions, I heard a whale of laughter. Oh they weren’t finished. Hat, TShirt, Bum pack – Snap Snap Snap. My eyes blinked from the flash. I looked down at my worn out bum pack and smiled at my luck.
Royal Flush Event by Le Pista Resistance




















9 responses so far ↓
1 Lewis // May 27, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Hey Rosy,
Thanks for the write up!
I hope you had fun on Saturday, and congratulations again on the hand.
It sucks that you found the event intimidating in that way. I know that it can be a bit of a boys club but i really would love for there to be a move away from that.
If you’ve got any ideas on what we can do next time to make things a little bit more open and friendly let me know – I’m really keen to get feedback on how we can improve things – and making a space where everyone can feel comfortable comes first.
Thanks heaps for coming out!
Lewis – one of the “event magicians”!!
2 Rosy - Sydney // May 28, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Hi Magical One,
I had a great time on Saturday! I was so happy to be surrounded by other bike enthused people. I’m really looking forward to joining you guys on your Wednesday night rides – just waiting for a cloudless night!
I found everyone I spoke to on Saturday to be friendly and easy going. I think the sea of males was more due to a lack of interest in bicycles from the female sex rather than a reflection on you folk.
However if you want to keep the girls that do show up to your events. Then I spose I can give you some feedback to relay to your fellas. Just say hello to us!! It can be seriously intimidating when your one of the only girls and don’t know any body. An introduction is helpful! Which may I say you did a very good, drunken job of on Saturday
Anyway you’ve got me, I’ll be back! But I’m leaving after ten minutes if no one say Hi! haha
3 Lewis // May 29, 2009 at 8:58 am
DEAL! See you soon then Rosy.
4 yogi // Jun 5, 2009 at 11:38 am
So do yo know who gave you the ACE?
5 Rosy - Sydney // Jun 5, 2009 at 1:50 pm
nope
6 yogi // Jun 5, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I did.
remember I walked up and said “psssst… blah blah blah censored censored blah blah”
7 yogi // Jun 5, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I+was+looking+for+8s…+as+my+love+letter+was+written+on+my+8+of+hearts.
8 Rosy - Sydney // Jun 5, 2009 at 4:27 pm
So you’re the “I think this is yours” fella.
Hmm ..or perhaps you’re another one of those yogi types pulling my leg?
9 sara // Aug 8, 2009 at 1:22 am
Hiiii,
Who designed the awesome ace of spades logo????
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