Candy Cranks

Here in Toronto we have a group called Critical Sass who likes to shake it up and cheer on people who ride in Critical Mass.  Recently, Dandyhorse asked to have us for a photoshoot to appear in their next issue!  Check out some of the group shots, plus what we look like at Critical Mass.  Can’t wait for warmer weather so we can have those big crowd turnouts again.

Here’s one of our cheers for you:

Three rights make a left, but two wrongs don’t make a right

Just ignore the cops and keep riding your bike!

They might get kinda hostile, but we don’t have to fight.

Two wheels take the lane, it’s the law, it’s our right!

Wear lights, and bells, and act with class.

Only run a red if your ass is in the mass.

Slow it at the front, and speed it at the back.

Keep all this in mind to keep the mass on track.

Bicycles don’t care about your gender, race, or class.

And all ages are welcome to join in the mass.

So here’s our story’s moral, we hope you’ll teach and learn:

All vehicles are equal, just signal when you turn!